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THE OOMPA DEPOT

"Craigslist Quality - Premium Style"

ONLY $4.99 PER OOMPA
FRAGILE
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Specialty: Floor Waxing

He's a bit dizzy, but he gets the job done eventually. Probably.

THIS SIDE UP
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Specialty: Heavy Sighing

Perfect for emotional support or making your workplace feel dramatic.

LIVE CARGO
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Specialty: Glitter Tossing

Will follow you around throwing sparkles. Note: Sparkles are permanent.

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*Disclaimer: All Oompa Loompas are sold "as-is". No refunds for spontaneous singing, rhyming, or excessive orange-ness. Craigslist quality guaranteed!